I’m now writing the final chapter of Mountains of the Moon. The final battle is over, the aftermath is a memory. Now all I have left to write is the ending. Party On!!!
Good grief, this is difficult.
Do I just say “And they lived happily ever after?”
No–this is Neveyah…happily for a few years is about it…but they do get home, at least some of them, right? Soooo….
How freaking boring is that? Now what?
Lets see…maybe a bit of a fight…no I’m trying to end this and that’s just asking for 10,000 more words…but what if they just happened to…no.
No. No. No.
Just END the bloody book! They went home! They were happy! End of book! How the hell hard is that?
*Author makes rude noise at computer screen and takes a teensy coffee break. Characters languish in limbo for two hours.*
Okay, where was I? Right, the best part of the story is over, and there’s nothing left to talk about, but I have to gracefully end this ordeal. This sucks honking wongas….
Did you know that you can go out to YouTube and there is a channel with more than 80 videos of Ritchie Blackmore’s Rainbow? Oohh… Stargazer…my favorite!
So, do they come home in coffins or what? WHAAAT!!! Help me Obi Wan Kenobi! You’re my only hope!
*Keys rapidly* “And they all lived happily ever after.”
Gotta go now.
Luuuuuke, I am your Grandma….